Yo Mama’s So Fat… BVD’s
Yo’ mama so fat, when she puts on BVD’s it spells out boulevard!
Archive for October, 2007
Think You’re Secret Agent Material?
Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview. The interviewing FBI agent tells the first man, ”To be in the FBI you must be loyal, dedicated, and give us your all. Your wife is in the next room. I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.”
The man takes the gun, hesitates, and says, ”Sorry, I can’t do it.”
The next interviewee enters the office and the agent tells him the same thing he told the first guy. The second man takes the gun, walks into the room, and walks out. ”Sorry, I can’t.” he says.
The last man enters the office and the inverviewer said yet again explains the test.’ The man takes the gun and goes into the room. The Agent hears 6 shots, silence, then a lot of screaming.
The man comes out of the room and says, ”Someone loaded the gun with blanks, so I beat her to death with the curtain railing!”
America has finally captured Saddam …
America has finally captured Saddam Hussein!
They sprayed a field with Viagra, and the prick stood up!
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roach and your whole family came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!”
Blonde at Starbucks
A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walks in and orders an Iced Cappuccino.
”Do you want it hot or cold?”
You Might Be A Redneck…Fireworks
You might be a redneck if your lifelong goal is to own a fireworks stand!
India and Bharat
Once a madman said, “Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat?
Another madman said, “Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan.”
A Blonde Goes to the Library?
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, “This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it.”
The librarian says to the other librarian, “So here is the person who took our phone book!”
A woman came home just in time…
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with anotherwoman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband downthe stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. She then secured ittightly and removed the handle. Next, she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband, terrified, screamed, “Stop! Stop! You’re not going to cut it offare you?”
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, gave the hacksaw to him and said,“Nope. You are…I’m only going to set the garage on fire.”