Yo’ mama so fat, she got shocks on her toilet!

Yo Mamma’s so fat she plays hopscotch like this: Atlanta, New York, Chicago, Detroit, Los Angelos, Seattle, Las Vegas…

What happens when you put the Energizer Bunny batteries in backward?
He keeps coming and coming and coming…

Dog Formerly Known as Spot
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Doesn’t matter—he won’t come.

J.F. O’Mill
Mercer, PA

Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t fit through the door of an Internet chat room!

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”