What’s the difference between F.Lee Bailey and a generalized joke about Lawyers?

One is boorish rude and insensitive, the other is just a joke!!

Two prostitutes are standing o

How do you turn a fox into a bulldog?

Marry her.

Fatal Attraction

A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she’s angry. She opens her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.

The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don’t do it."

"Shut up," she says. "You’re next."

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, ”How was the honeymoon?”

”Oh, mama,” she replied, ”the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic…”

Suddenly she burst out crying. ”But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language…things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home…. Please mama!”

”Sarah,” her mother said, ”calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?”

”Please don’t make me tell you, mama,” wept the daughter, ”I’m so embarrassed, they’re just too awful! Come get me, please!”

”Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset….Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!”

Still sobbing, the bride said, ”Oh, mama…words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK…!”

A wife decides that she needs to spice up her and her husband’s sex life. So, she goes to the adult novelty store and came back with some crotchless panties.

She goes home, puts them on and waits for her husband to come home. When he does, she lifts up her dress and shows him her new panties, asking, “You want some of this?”

“Hell no,” says the husband, “look what it did to your underwear!”