A 90-year-old man living in a rest home was given a weekend pass. He stopped by his favorite bar, sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a vivacious 70-year-old woman at the other end of the bar, and sent the lovely young lady a drink. As the evening progressed, the old man joined her, and they went to her apartment, where they slapped loose skin.

Days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home doctor. After careful examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently, to which the old man proudly replied, “Sure!”

The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived. “Sure, doc, but why?” asked the old man.

“You’d better get over there, you’re about to cum!”

Steven W.
Chula Vista, CA