A 92-year-old man moved into a retirement home where he immediately met a 90year old woman. They hit it off right away.

After a few weeks of spending time together, the man said, “You know, we’repast our sexual years, so I wonder if it would be okay for you to just holdmy penis in your hand.”

The woman seemed surprised, but said, “Well, I guess it wouldn’t do anyharm to just hold it.” So, for the next few weeks, they could always befound on a park bench near a lake, the lady holding the man’s penis in herhand.

One day the old man didn’t show up. Beginning to worry, the lady set out insearch of him. A few blocks away, sitting on another park bench was the oldman…with another woman.

The first old lady approached the couple and saw the other woman holding theman’s penis in her hand. She became very upset and yelled to the man, “Ithought we had something special. Now, I find you with another woman, andshe’s holding your penis in her hand. What does she have that I don’thave???”

The old man looked up, smiled, and said…“Parkinson’s.”