A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde work for a woman who always leaves the office early on Friday. One week the girls decide to duck out as well, once the coast is clear. The brunette goes shopping, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home…where she spies her boss having sex with her husband! She quietly sneaks out and returns several hours later.

On Monday morning, the girls all gather around the water cooler to chat. “Leaving early last Friday was great,” says the brunette. “We should do it again this week.”

“Totally,” agrees the redhead.

“No way,” says the blonde. “I almost got caught.”

Brian Jones
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