A deaf-mute strolls into a pharmacy to buy a pack of condoms. Unfortunately, he can’t find the rubbers. Because he doesn’t speak, he tries explaining to the pharmacist with his hands, but the pharmacist fails to understand.

Frustrated, the deaf-mute guy unzips his pants, pulls his penis out, and (thud!) drops it onto the counter. Then he lays a five-dollar bill down next to it.

“Ah,” says the pharmacist. Smiling, he also unzips his pants and flops his penis on the counter. Then he pockets the deaf man’s cash. The man begins to curse in sign language. “Sorry,” says the pharmacist. “If you can’t afford to lose, you shouldn’t gamble.”