A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer.

Amazed, the bartender says, “Hey, you can talk!”

“Sure, pal,” says the duck. “Now can I get that drink?”

Shaking his head, the barkeep serves the duck a pint and asks him what he’s doing in the area.

“I work on the building site across the street,” says the duck.

“You should join the circus,” says the barkeep. “You could make a mint.”

“The circus?” the duck replies. “What the hell would the circus want with a bricklayer?”

Stuart Leifer
Bozeman, MT