A guy calls in sick to work.

“What’s wrong?” asks the boss.

“I’m sick,” the guy replies.

“You sound all right.”

“No, I’m really sick. Believe me.”

“Listen, you were fine yesterday, and we have a lot of work today. I want you in here. You can’t be that sick!”

“Dude, I just banged my sister. Don’t tell me I’m not sick.”

Jennifer Woods
Chicago, IL