A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. “Open thesafe,“ he yells at the girl behind the counter.

“But we’re not a real bank,” she replies. “We don’t have any money; this isa sperm bank.”

“Don’t you argue with me! Open the damn safe or I’ll blow your friggin’ headoff!”

She obliges and once she’s opened the safe door the guy says “Take out oneof the bottles and drink it.”

“But it’s full of sperm!” she replies nervously.

“Don’t argue, just drink it” he says.

She takes the cap off and gulps it down.

“Take out another one and drink it too” he demands.

She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off themask and, to the girl’s amazement, it’s her husband.

“Not that fucking difficult, is it?”