A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” he says.

“I’m going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you for free!”

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and returns with his suitcase packed, as well.

“Where do you think you going?” the wife exclaims.

“I’m coming with you…I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!”

Dave Fies