A lady was vacuuming the bedroom when she hit something under the bed. Whenshe puled the object out, she discovered it was a shiny silver boxcontaining nine golf balls and $25,000 in cash. When her husband came homeshe asked, “Honey, what’s with the box? There are nine golf balls and$25,000 in here.” “Well,” said her husband, “every time we’ve had bad sex,I put a golf ball in there.”

“That’s not bad,” his wife replied, “We’ve been married for 25 years andthere are only nine balls, but what’s with the money?”

“Well, every time I got a dozen balls, I sold them.”