A man follows a woman with a parrot out of a movie theater.

He stops her and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t help but notice that your bird seemed to understand the movie. He cried at the right spots, he was fidgeting in his seat during the boring parts, and he laughed at the jokes. Don’t you find that unusual?”

“I do indeed,” she replies. “He hated the book.”

Darin H.
Toronto