A man gets sent to prison and, as soon as he walks in, his huge, buff cellmate says to him, “We’re gonna play house. Do you want to be the mommy or the daddy?”

After thinking about it for a minute, the man slowly answers, “Well, if I have to choose, I guess I’ll be the daddy.”

“OK,” his cellmate says, “then get over here and suck mommy’s dick.”

Jeremy Watson
Claremont, CA