A man rushes into a bar, and after catching his breath he says, “Quick, pour me twelve drinks!”

Without thinking the bartender pours twelve shots. The man starts firing them back as fast as he can when he is stopped by the bartender.

“Aren’t you drinking those kind of fast, buddy?”

The man replies, “You would be drinking this fast if you had what Ihave.”

The bartender steps away and asked, “What do you have?”

The man replies, “75 cents.”

Chris
San Antonio, TX