A man walks into a bar, sits down, and says to the guy next to him, “Hey, you wanna hear a great Polish joke?”

“Listen, pal,” the guy replies. “I’m Poland’s kick-boxing champion. My two friends here are both world-ranked judo masters, and they’re Polish, too. Now, you still want to tell that joke?”

“Nah,” the man replies, “I don’t feel like explaining it three times.”

Mike Marusienski
Iowa City, IA