A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. Acop on the beat sees him, and approaches, “Can I help you, sir?”

“Yesssh! Sssshomebody ssshtole my car!” the man replies.

The cop asks, “Where was your car the last time you saw it?”

“It wasssh at the end of thisssh key!” the man replies. About this time thecop looks down to see that the man’s diddle is hanging out of his fly forall the world to see.

He asks the man, “Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?”

The man looks down woefully and without missing a beat, moans “Ohhh,God…they got my girlfriend too!”