A man was listening to the radio when he heard that there was a car heading the wrong way down Interstate 7; he knew his wife was driving on it at the time. He frantically called her on his cell phone and yelled hysterically, “Honey, watch out! There is a car going the wrong way on Interstate 7!”

His wife replied, “There isn’t just one car! There are hundreds of them!”

Daniel Bartel
Dekalb IL