A man was mowing his yard when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of her house, walked down her driveway, opened her mailbox, looked inside, then slammed it closed and stormed back inside her house. Several minutes later, the same thing happened. As the man was finishing, his neighbor came out a third time and repeated her behavior.

“Is there a problem?” he asked.

“There certainly is,” she replied. “My stupid computer keeps telling me: ‘You’ve got mail’!”

Steve
Denver, CO