A married couple is awakened by the sound of someone knocking on their door. The husband gets up, opens the window, and shouts, “Who’s there?”

A voice from below calls out, “Please help. I need a push.”

“It’s three in the morning,” the man hollers. “Get lost before I call the cops!”

His wife rolls over and says, “Honey, you should help that person. Remember when our children got stuck on the highway late that night and that trucker helped?”

The guy sighs, goes downstairs, and calls out, “Hey,do you still need a push?”

“Yes,” a voice replies.

“Where are you?”

“Over here, on the swings…”