A redhead, a brunette, and a blondeare in a bar when the bartender tellsthem about a magic mirror in theladies’ room. “Apparently,” he says, “themirror gives rewards if you stare intoit and say something true. But if youlie, you’re sucked into the mirrorand never heard from again.”

So the redhead heads to the bathroom,looks into the mirror, and says,“I think I’m the most beautifulwoman in this bar.” A million dollarssuddenly appears before her.

Then the brunette heads into thebathroom, looks into the mirror, andsays, “I think I’m the smartestwoman in this bar.” The key to a newFerrari materializes in her fingers.

Then the blonde goes in, looksinto the mirror, and begins, “Ithink…” And she’s sucked in andnever heard from again.