A rich guy and his poor friend are talking after shopping for their wives for their respective anniversaries.

The poor guy says to the rich guy, “So, what did you get your wife this year?”

The rich guy says, “I got her a BMW and a diamond bracelet.”

The poor guy says, “Why did you get her two things?”

The rich guy says, “Well, if she doesn’t like the bracelet, she can drive it back in the BMW. So, what did you get your wife?”

The poor guy says, “I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo.”

The rich guy says, “Why did you get your wife two things?”

The poor guy says, “Well, if my wife doesn’t like the slippers she can go fuck herself!”

Rick Schaal
Pittsburgh, PA