A small company teeters on the edge of bankruptcy and so the owner summons his two-man sales force into his office.

“Things aren’t going too well, guys,” he announced grimly. “So to perk up sales I’m announcing a contest. The guy with the most sales gets a blow job.”

“What does the loser get?” asked one of the salesmen. The owner looked at both men and said, “The loser gets to give it.”