A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with anotherwoman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband downthe stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. She then secured ittightly and removed the handle. Next, she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband, terrified, screamed, “Stop! Stop! You’re not going to cut it offare you?”

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, gave the hacksaw to him and said,“Nope. You are…I’m only going to set the garage on fire.”