A young guy at a bar notices two girls deep in conversation. He walks over and asks, “You girls want a drink?”

“You’re wasting your time,” says one of the ladies. “We’re lesbians.”

“What’s a lesbian?” he asks.

“We like to eat pussy,” she replies.

“Hey there!” the guy calls to the bartender. “Three drinks over here for us lesbians, please.”

Tom Clynne
St. Louis, MO