Adam was sitting in the Garden of Eden bored out of his mind. He didn’thave anything to do and was trying to figure out how to remedy thisproblem. He decided to ask God.

“God,” he says, “I’m bored out of my mind! I need a companion.”

“Ok,” He replies, “I’ve got the perfect thing in mind; it’s called woman.”

“What’s that?”

“Woman is the perfect companion. She cooks, she cleans, she’s a greatlistener, she doesn’t nag, she tells great dirty jokes, she’s beautiful, andto top it off, she’s great in bed.”

“That sounds great, but what’s it going to cost me?”

“An arm and a leg.”

“Shit! Alright, what can I get for a rib?”