An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night Ihad an affair. I made love to two 21 year-old girls. Both of them. Twice.”

The priest said: “Well, my son, when was the last time you were inconfession?”

“Never Father, I’m Jewish.”

“So then, why are you telling me?”

“Are you kidding? I’m telling everybody!”