An old man walks into a doctor’s office and says, “There’s something wrong with my penis.”

The embarrassed receptionist leans over her desk and whispers, “Sir, you shouldn’t say something like that in a crowded office.”

“What am I supposed to do?” he asks.

“You could’ve said you have a problem with your ear and then discussed it with the doctor privately.”

“OK, I’ll try again.”

So the old man walks out of the office, returns a moment later, and says, “There’s something wrong with my ear.”

“OK,” the receptionist says approvingly. “What’s wrong with your ear?”

“I can’t piss out of it.”

John Damiano
San Ramon, CA