Ball Bearing

An Amish woman is driving her horse and buggy down the road when she gets pulled over.

"You have a broken reflector on your buggy," the cop says, "but more important, one of your reins is looped around your horse’s balls. That’s cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!"

Later that day, the woman tells her husband, "A policeman pulled me over today for two reasons. First, he said the reflector was broken."

"Well, that’s easily fixed," says her husband. "What else?"

"I’m not sure…something about the emergency brake."