Blue Balls

"What’s wrong with me, doc?" says the patient. "My balls have turned blue. You gotta help me."

The doctor examines him and concludes his testicles have to be removed or the man will die.

"Are you nuts?" the patient cries. "I can’t let you do that!"

"Do you want to die?" the doctor asks, and the patient glumly has his testicles removed.

Two weeks after the operation, the patient is back. "Doc, I don’t know how to say this, but now my penis has turned blue, too." The doctor examines him again but reaches his previous sad conclusion: If the patient wants to live, his penis has to go.

Now the man’s crying. "But how will I pee?"

"We’ll install a plastic pipe," says the doctor. "You don’t want to die, do you?"

The man has his penis removed and everything’s fine, but two weeks later he’s back at the doctor’s office. "Doc, the plastic pipe turned blue! What the hell is happening to me?"

"Well, I can’t quite figure it out," admits the doctor. "Wait–do you wear jeans?"