A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”

To which she replied, “There certainly is!”

My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.

“I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.”

Psychiatrist: “Don’t you have a phone in your car?”

Blonde: “That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.”

Psychiatrist: “Uh … How’s that working?”

Blonde: “Actually, I haven’t gotten any letters yet.”

Psychiatrist: “And why do you think that is?”

Blonde: “I figure it’s because when I’m driving around, my zip code keeps changing.”

Why did the blonde build a bridge across the river?

So she could have shade when she swam across!

What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?

All you can eat for under a buck.

Q: Why was the blonde late for work?

A: She was stranded on the broken escalator.

What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A brunette with bad breath.

She is so blonde that she studied for a blood test — and failed.

What do you call 24 blondes in a box?

A case of empties!

Blonde Bombshell

Q: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell—she’s got a grenade in her mouth.
—Jo Sunderling, Quebec, Canada

A brunette was jumping along railroad tracks, saying, “21, 21, 21.” A blonde comes along and starts doing the same thing. They hear a train and the brunette jumps off, but the blonde keeps jumping. The blonde gets hit and dies. After the train leaves, the brunette jumps back on saying this time, “22, 22, 22….”