What do you call a dirty old man who lives in a box?
Your dad!

What’s the difference between you and a prostitute? The prostitute gets paid.

You’re so dumb yo put a quater in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

You’re so fat, mountain climbers climb the Himalayas for practice before climbing you.

You’re so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, “What color?”

If gas were brains you wouldn’t be able to power a toy car around a fly.

You so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped yo’ mama!

You’re so skinny, you can jump through your asshole!

The gap between your teeth is so big, I don’t know whether to smile back at you or kick a field goal.

Yo’ breath so stank, it’s like your tongue farted!