You’re So Fat… Bleed
You’re so fat that you bleed chocolate milk.
Archive for Insults
Laughing Washing Machine
Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the pants.
You So Fat…Scale
You are so fat, that when you step on a scale and it says, “One at a Time PLEASE!”
Ten O’Clock All Over the World
In America, they say it’s 10:00 do you know where your children are?
In England, they say it’s 10:00 do you know where your husband is?
In Paris, they say it’s 10:00 do you know where your wife is?
And in Poland, they say it’s 10:00 do you know what time it is?
Such Talent
You sing so well you belong on a stage……. coach one leaves in five minutes!
Yo’ Pops… Fat (what else?)
Yo’ daddy is so fat the only train he can travel is the GRAVY TRAIN.
Sell Your Ugly Body
You’re so ugly you could sell your body to science fiction movies.
Slip Into Something More Comfortable
Why don’t you slip into something comfortable…like a coma.
How many Irishmen does it take…
How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins around.