You’re more confused than an Amish electrician!

How do you keep a moron busy?
Look below.
How do you keep a moron busy?
Look above.

What’s the difference between a sports car and a porcupine?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside!

Swimmimg…it’s not a sport, it’s a way to keep from drowning.

Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and a bag of crap?

The Bag

The only difference between your face and a bag of crap is the bag.

You’re so stupid, you sleep with a measuring tape to see how long you sleep.

If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose!

Two men are walking down the street…I forget the punch-line, but your mother’s a whore.

There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, “In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands.”

The Marine replies, “In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!!!”