Yo mama’s so fat, she sells shade.

Yo mama’s so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.

Yo mama is so ghetto, she does wheelies in her 10 speed.

Yo mama’s so fat she needed a hula hoop for her wedding ring!

Yo mama’s underwear is so crusty she put Betty Crocker out of business.

Yo mama’s so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo’ mama’s teeth are so yellow, she smiles and traffic slows down!

Yo’ mama so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home!

Yo mama is so poor, she needs a kickstand to hold up her house.

Yo mama so dirty, she uses bleach to take a bath.