Archive for Yo-Mama

Yo Mama’s So Fat… Shade

Yo mama’s so fat, she sells shade.

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Yo Mama’s so Dumb… Fish

Yo mama’s so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.

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Yo mama’s so ghetto… wheelies

Yo mama is so ghetto, she does wheelies in her 10 speed.

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Yo Mama’s So Fat… Hula Hoop

Yo mama’s so fat she needed a hula hoop for her wedding ring!

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Yo Mama’s Underwear

Yo mama’s underwear is so crusty she put Betty Crocker out of business.

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Yo mama’s…So Stupid

Yo mama’s so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

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Yo mama’s Teeth… Traffic

Yo’ mama’s teeth are so yellow, she smiles and traffic slows down!

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Yo Mama’s So Country

Yo’ mama so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home!

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Yo Mama’s So Poor… Kick

Yo mama is so poor, she needs a kickstand to hold up her house.

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Bleachin Yo Mama

Yo mama so dirty, she uses bleach to take a bath.

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