Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo’ mama so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited and waited for a gumball to come out!

What does Hannibal Lecter call Britney Spears?

Dinner at Hooters.

Yo mama is such a fat pig, she tried to eat her chicken pox.

Your mama’s so fat she has to walk in the street instead of hogging the sidewalk.

Yo momma’s so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

Yo mama is so fat, she’s the reason they declared world hunger.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she smiles, it hurts.

Yo mama’s so fat, she got busted in the airport for having 200 pounds of crack.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a menu, she get an estimate.