Archive for Yo-Mama

Yo Sister so Ugly

Yo sister so ugly, I thought she was yo mama.

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Yo Mama’s So Fat… Shocks

Yo’ mama so fat, she got shocks on her toilet!

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Yo mama’s so fat… Hopscotch

Yo Mamma’s so fat she plays hopscotch like this: Atlanta, New York, Chicago, Detroit, Los Angelos, Seattle, Las Vegas…

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Yo mama’s…Door

Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t fit through the door of an Internet chat room!

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Yo mama’s…So Stupid

Yo mama’s so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

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Yo Mama’s So Old… Dreams

Yo’ mama so old, she dreams in re-runs!

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Yo Mama’s So Fat… Telephone Company

Yo mama’s so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

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Yo mama’s So Fat… Ironing

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

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Yo Mama’s So Fat… Trip

Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

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Yo Mama’s So Old… Guest List

Yo’ mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper!

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