Yo Sister so Ugly
Yo sister so ugly, I thought she was yo mama.
Yo Mamma’s so fat she plays hopscotch like this: Atlanta, New York, Chicago, Detroit, Los Angelos, Seattle, Las Vegas…
Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t fit through the door of an Internet chat room!
Yo mama’s so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Yo’ mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper!