Yo momma’’s so dumb, she took an hour to make minute rice.

Your momma’s like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by mexicans

Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!

Yo mama’s so fat, first she filled the bathtub, then she turned on the water.

Yo momma’s breath stink so bad when she burps, her teeth duck!

Yo Mama is like a drug; everyone does her, but no one admits it.

Yo’ mama is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo’ mama’s lips so big, she doesn’t use chapstick — she uses Mop ‘n’ Glo!

Yo mama’s so fat, she sells shade.

Yo mama’s so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.