MisterJoke » Yo-Mama

Yo momma so dumb she …

webmaster — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 09:00:05 +0000

Yo momma’’s so dumb, she took an hour to make minute rice.

webmaster — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 09:00:06 +0000

Your momma’s like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by mexicans

webmaster — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 09:00:06 +0000

Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!

webmaster — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 09:00:06 +0000

Yo mama’s so fat, first she filled the bathtub, then she turned on the water.

webmaster — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 08:00:08 +0000

Yo momma’s breath stink so bad when she burps, her teeth duck!

webmaster — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 08:00:05 +0000

Yo Mama is like a drug; everyone does her, but no one admits it.

webmaster — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 08:00:04 +0000

Yo’ mama is so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

webmaster — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 08:00:05 +0000

Yo’ mama’s lips so big, she doesn’t use chapstick — she uses Mop ‘n’ Glo!

webmaster — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 08:00:05 +0000

Yo mama’s so fat, she sells shade.

webmaster — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 08:00:06 +0000

Yo mama’s so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish.