Yo mama is so ghetto, she does wheelies in her 10 speed.

Yo mama’s so fat she needed a hula hoop for her wedding ring!

Yo mama’s underwear is so crusty she put Betty Crocker out of business.

Yo mama’s so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo’ mama’s teeth are so yellow, she smiles and traffic slows down!

Yo’ mama so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home!

Yo mama is so poor, she needs a kickstand to hold up her house.

Yo mama so dirty, she uses bleach to take a bath.

Yo momma’s so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.