Archive for Yo-Mama

Yo Mama’s So Fat… Trip

Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

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Yo Mama’s So Old… Guest List

Yo’ mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper!

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Yo mama’s…Hair

Yo mama’s hair is so nappy, Wilson couldn’t pick it.

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Yo mama’s So Fat… Baptised

Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!

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Yo Mama’s so stupid… supermarket

Yo’ mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!

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Yo mama’s so dumb… ribbed condom

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.

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Yo mama’s so fat the only time she see’s …

Yo mama’s so fat the only time she sees 90210 — is on a scale!

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Yo Mama’s So Fat… BVD’s

Yo’ mama so fat, when she puts on BVD’s it spells out boulevard!

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Yo mama’s So Lazy

Yo’ mama so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it!

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Yo Mama’s So Fat… Grand Canyon

Yo mama is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

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