Designated Hitter
A couple are in bed talking, and the boyfriend decides to make a joke. He says, “Just think, if your breasts could give milk, we could get rid of all the cows. And if your vagina could lay eggs, we could get rid of all the chickens.”

“Oh, yeah?” she replies. “Well, if you could get it up, we’d be able to fire the pool guy.”

Jose Fraga
Frackville, PA