Why did the chicken cross the road?

? Plato: for the greater good. ? Karl Marx: It was historical inevitability. ? Douglass Adams: 42 ? Oliver North: National security was at stake. ? Darwin: It was the next logical step after coming down from the trees ? Earnest Hemmingway: To die. In the rain. ? Saddam Hussein: It was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tonnes of nerve gas on it. ? Ronald Regan: I forget. ? Jack Nicholson: ‘Cause it f—–g wanted to. That’s the f—-g reason. ? Mark Twain: The news of it’s crossing has been greatly exagerated. ? Mr T: If you saw me coming, you’d cross the road too