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		<title>Dating a Prostitute</title>
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A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover&#8217;s Lane.  When they get up there, she says, &#8221;I have to be honest with you, I&#8217;m a hooker.&#8221; The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it&#8217;s okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas Cookie Dough</title>
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Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. And every time, the next morning the cookie dough would be gone. The grandma could never catch them, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Signs That The Vice President Has a Bad Heart</title>
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1. Always looks like he&#8217;s pledging allegiance.  2. His cholesterol level is directly proportional to the National Debt.  3. He owns a signed copy of Ted Kennedy&#8217;s &#8220;Joy of Grease.&#8221; 4. He can only donate blood to people with Type Nacho Cheese.  5. After years of eating intravenously, he can make his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two Sperm</title>
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Two sperm are walking down the street. How do you know which one is happy?
 It&#8217;s the one with egg on its face!
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		<title>Hey Baby, You Looking for a&#8230;</title>
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Why do they put guys in road construction?
 So girls get the chance to whistle at guys on the streets.
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		<title>Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment</title>
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Bill Clinton broke the 11th commandment. &#8221;Thou shalt not use thy rod on thy Staff&#8221;
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		<title>Two blondes walk into a buildi</title>
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Two blondes walk into a building. 
You would figure one of them would have seen it.
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		<title>A deaf-mute strolls into a pha</title>
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A deaf-mute strolls into a pha
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		<title>Redneck Track &amp; Field</title>
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You might be a redneck if you think &#8220;wind sprints&#8221; means running from a fart.
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		<title>Soapy Sales</title>
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A young priest was visting a convent. One day he was taking shower, when he realized that he didn&#8217;t have any soap. He wrapped a towel around himself and ran to his room, hoping no one saw him. He got to his room, grabbed the soap and was running back to his shower. On his [...]]]></description>
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