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		<title>There were two rednecks walkin&#8230;</title>
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There were two rednecks walking toward each other down the street. One of them was carrying a sack.
When they met up, the other redneck asked, &#8220;Whatcha got in that there sack?&#8221;
The redneck with the sack replied, &#8220;Just some chickens.&#8221; 
The other redneck said, &#8220;If I guess how many chickens are there in that there sack, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY</title>
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A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you&#8217;ll fart your guts out. Being a butcher, the wife decided to put pig scraps in his pants so he would wake up, and not do it anymore. She [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blonde on Blonde Jokes</title>
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A man asked a blonde what she thought about blonde jokes.
 She replied, &#8221;I think they are good but they might be offensive to some mexicans.&#8221;
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		<title>A guy walks into a bar in Arka&#8230;</title>
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A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybodysitting around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee queer.
The bartender looks up and says, &#8220;You ain&#8217;t from around here, are ya? Where ya from, boy?&#8221;
The guy says, &#8220;I&#8217;m from Iowa.&#8221;
The bartender asks, &#8220;What the heck you do in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Potential &amp; Reality</title>
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A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment.&#160; He asks his father for help.&#160; &#34;Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?&#34;
 His father looks up, thoughtfully, and then says, &#34;I&#8217;ll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a &#160; million dollars.&#160; Then go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawyers Stinkin&#8217; Up the Place</title>
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Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer&#8217;s funeral?  There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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		<title>A man is walking through the</title>
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A man is walking through the mall with his teen-age son. The son is tossing a quarter up in the air and catching it between his teeth. On one such attempt, the boy fails to clamp down with his teeth and ends up getting the quarter lodged in his throat. As the boy begins to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blonde Meets Cheerios</title>
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What did the blonde say when she saw a box Cheerios?
 &#8220;Neato&#8230;Doughnut seeds!&#8221;
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		<title>Dirty Old Man</title>
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What do you call a dirty old man who lives in a box? Your dad!
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		<title>Bulgy Protrudy Is What They Call Me</title>
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This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices that his eyes are bulging and his ears are protruding. He becomes very concerned. So he goes to his doctor and asks him what is wrong with him. The doctor told him that he has a rare disease that will require him to take this medication [...]]]></description>
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