Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, ?Hey Tim, what’re you in for??

?I’m getting my tonsils out — I’m a little worried,? said Tim.

?Oh don’t worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!?

?Oh yeah?” replied Tim. ?That’s not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? What’re you here for??

?I’m getting a circumcision, whatever that is,? Sammy answered.

?Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldn’t walk for two years!?