Two hunters are out on a long day in the forest, when one of them has to take a dump. “Go in the bushes,” says the other hunter. “But what’ll I use to wipe with?” “Use a dollar bill. That’s what I do.” So the other hunter goes into the bushes, and comes back with crap all over his hands. “What happened?” asks his friend. “I didn’t have a dollar bill so I used four quarters.”