Hypocritical Oath
A doctor enters his examination room to find a beautiful woman waiting in a paper gown. He starts the examination by rubbing her breasts. “Do you know what I’m doing?” he asks.

“Yes, checking for cancer,” she says.

“That’s right,” he says, marveling at her amazing body.

He leans her back on the examination table and starts giving her a gynecological exam. Crazed with desire, and noticing her eyes are closed, he stands up and unzips his pants. The woman doesn’t flinch.

He decides to go for it and puts Tab A in Slot B.

“Do you know what I am doing now?” he asks.

“Yeah, getting gonorrhea. That’s why I’m here.”

Barbara Gee
Aspen, CO