It’s Fallen and I Can’t Get It Up!

“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. Ican’t get it up for my wife anymore.”

“Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what Ican do.”

The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife.

“Take offyour clothes, Mrs. Thomas,” the doctor says. “Now turn all the wayaround. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Ok, you may put your clothes back on.” The doctor took the husband aside. “You’re in perfect health,” hesaid. “Your wife didn’t give me an erection either.”