While walking home from work one day, Frank saw a woman weeping uncontrolably. ?What’s wrong?? he asked, putting an arm around her shoulder.

?It’s horrible,? she said, ?just horrible — Jerome is dead!? Feeling there was little he could do, Frank walked on.

A few minutes later, he came upon another woman crying hysterically. ?Jerome is dead!? she screamed as she staggered past.

Continuing along the road, Frank came upon a sickening sight: a big bear of a man lay on the road beneath the wheels of a truck. The force of the impact had ripped the man’s clothes off and, much to Frank’s surprise, the man had a penis over a foot long. There were several other women surrounding him screaming, ?’Jerome is dead! Jerome is dead!?

Upon reaching his house, he said to his wife, ?Honey, you won’t believe what i just saw. A man was lying in the road, stiff as a board — and he had an endowment at least fourteen inches long.?

’sweet Jesus,? she said, ?Jerome is dead?!?