One day a man is walking along the beach and sees a quadriplegic girl on theboardwalk, sitting in her wheelchair and crying. He decides to be a goodSamaritan and asks her what’s wrong. She replies sadly, “I’ve never beenhugged.” So he hugs the girl, which seems to cheer her up and he continueson his way.

The next day he sees the girl again, still sitting on the boardwalk andcrying, so he asks her what’s wrong and she replies, “I’ve never beenkissed.” So, he kisses the girl dutifully and goes on his way.

The following day, he passes her again, and once again, she’s crying and heasks her what&#146s wrong. She replies, “I’ve never been fucked.” So, the manwheels her down the boardwalk, pushes her off the pier and says, “Now,you’re fucked!”