One day Adam and Eve noticed God standing before them holding a bag.

“Hi, God. What’s in the bag?” asked Eve.

“These are a couple of things that I have left over from creation.” Godrummages around in the bag a moment. “Who wants to be able to pee standingup?”

Adam immediately puts his hand up in the air, waving frantically. “Me! Me!Me! Oh, oh, PLEASE, God, let me have it! Just think of how much more work Icould get done in the fields if I could pee standing up! And it would helpso much when I’m out hunting! Oh, please, please, please let me have it!”

“Well, all right,” says God. “Now, let’s see what we have for you, Eve.” Godrummages about a bit more in the bag.

“Ah, right. Multiple orgasms.”