Pirate Booty
Four men go golfing one day. Three of them head to the first tee, and the fourth goes to take a leak. The three men start talking about their sons. The first man says, “My son is a homebuilder. He’s so successful he built a house for his friend, free of charge.”

The second man says, “My son owns a big car dealership. He’s doing so well that he gave his friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded.”

Not to be outdone, the third man brags, “My son’s a stockbroker. He gave a close buddy an entire portfolio.”

The fourth man rejoins the group, and the first man says, “How’s your son doing these days?”

“Well, my son is gay, and he go-go dances in bars,” the guy replies.

There’s an awkward silence. “I’m not thrilled about his job,” the guy continues, “but he must be doing well. He’s got new a house, a Mercedes, and an impressive stock portfolio.”

Robert Carley
Palmer, AK