Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

A guy visits his doctor complaining of uncontrollable flatulence. The doc tells him to undress and leaves the room. Moments later he returns, carrying a long stick with a hook on the end.“Oh, God!” says the guy in terror. “What are you going to do with that?”

“I’m going to open a window,” the doctor replies. “It stinks in here.”

—Leon Bunch, Pacific, MO