Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest that he has committed adultery.

“Oh, no,” said the priest. “Was it with Marie Brown?”

“I’d rather not say who it was.”

“Was it with Betty Smith?”

“I’d rather not say,” says Joe. So the priest gives him absoultion and Joe leaves. While leaving the church, Joe’s friend asks if he recieved absolution.

“Yes, and two very good leads!”